When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
keellllii: giveit2memuthafucka: To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life. YESSSSS I think that kpop post of 2008-2012 is what this is talking about.
eqocentric: if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die
Guy: How are you?
Guy: Fine as in 'really good' or fine as in 'bad, but i don't want to tell you'?
Girl: Fine as in 'shut up and hug me'
livinterrupted: I still remember the first time you said “I love you”.
smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding me attractive someone doing something to try and impress me someone asking their friend on what to say to me someone wanting to get to...